Item Description: A series of pornographic VHS tapes that, when rewound, would continually change actors, sets, and methods of coitus.
All appear to relate to actual filmed movies, though the quality is low.
At random intervals, the snow globe will contain a small shed, car, or truck, which reacts to the explosion.
Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: Sokrovenno, Russia Current Status: In storage.
Item Description: Normal garden slugs, whose trail has the exact same chemical composition and taste as commercial-brand ranch dressing.
They also appear to reproduce by binary fission every week.
Voice sounds whether or not the shot is, in fact, "nice". Only long-sleeve, blue, men's dress shirts with collar sizes between 15.5" and 16.5" can successfully be hung upon it.Item Description: A painting (possibly a landscape, records are unclear) that gave a mild case of diaphragmatic spasms, or hiccups, to anyone who saw it.Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ███████, ███████ Current Status: Incinerated.Item Description: Glass paperweight which constantly floats exactly seven (7) centimeters above any given surface. Item Description: A drinking glass that visually appears to be able to hold a pint (568 ml) of fluid, but overflows when more than 35 ml is poured into it.Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ██████ Funeral Home in █████████, ██ Current Status: Shattered in bizarre acapella accident. Date of Recovery: ██-██-1998 Location of Recovery: ████████, Illinois Current Status: In storage.Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ████, ███████ Current Status: In animal containment. Item Description: A small rock that emits a bright white light from an unknown source. Date of Recovery: ██-██-████ Location of Recovery: ██████, ███████ Current Status: Currently in the possession of Dr. Item Description: A 1964 Smith & Wesson .44 Magnum Revolver.